To me this dog is just a complex machine that turns food into poop.

I saw cat written on it so I figured it was for me.

You are so cute, you look like a gay dog.

And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.

Meanwhile in another universe the lucky charms are reversed.

My cat watches cat watching cat watching cat watching cat watching nyan cat.

Those bastards always pick that spot to chill and we can't use the trampoline.

Please you guys, can I come along? It's boring out here.

Does this happen to you too? Then you must have had a great time.

Yo, gimme back my nigga tortoise.