I'm not waiting in line, I have to go now.
So how exactly am I supposed to sit on this toilet?
Some smartass will eventually take a photo of the next guy's reflexion.
At least he didn't take the dog in with him.
We care about what our customers have to say, we really do. That's why we installed a new suggestion box.
Have a spare plastic chair? Why not make yourself a comfortable toilet seat right there in your garden?
When reading your newspaper on the toilet, why not take advantage of the clean air outside?
There you are, enjoying your time in the public toilet when some dumbass with a balloon makes this the most humiliating day of your life.