The patent pending toilet you can use to wipe your behind with no hands.
The cheap solution to the age old problem of cheating at your exam.
It's my new apple juice laptop.
Your mom will definitely be proud of you.
Another advice: if you are trying to lose weight don't show your belly until you actually lose weight.
It's right there, behind the corner, you can't miss it.
At leas now you will learn how to set the table right.