This philosophy about life and pinatas, in the same sentence. Duh... inspiring and relaxing.

Forrest Gump got an entire new meaning, hahahah. RUN FORREST, RUN!!!

I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. Inception...

Well.. not huge cat, but huge can. XXL can with small cat. Nice match!

Well.. stupidity isn't a handicap, so find yourself another parking spot. Get out of here!

Uh... nope, not walking dog. This walk is definatly over.

My dream job is to drive the karma bus. How about you?

What's wrong with you man? What's with the underwear, you creepo?

I bet your wife told you! And I also bet that your wife told you that she told you, right before I told you this thing. Hahahahah!

He's really too hiperactive, he must get some sleep or some pills to help him.