You were running like a maniac, stop doing that, are you trying to kill me?! MANIAAAC!!!

Well.. not anymore. Sometimes I think so much that I forget to drool... I hate it when it happens!

Bart Simpson and his story... Touching; not. So, if bacon grew up in trees I'd be a vegetarian too.

I bet this comparation made you laugh. Well.. it's true, friends really are like boobs. Some are small, some are big... and so on.

This philosophy about life and pinatas, in the same sentence. Duh... inspiring and relaxing.

Forrest Gump got an entire new meaning, hahahah. RUN FORREST, RUN!!!

I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. Inception...

Well.. not huge cat, but huge can. XXL can with small cat. Nice match!

Well.. stupidity isn't a handicap, so find yourself another parking spot. Get out of here!

Uh... nope, not walking dog. This walk is definatly over.