I can't tell you folks how much I do love this reply. This guy deserves a medal, trully!
He really loves his wife, that's the only reason that came in my mind. WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Welcome to McDonald's, Sir. Enjoy your staying and enjoy your meal! Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm loooovin' it. HAHAHAH!
Son, what do you want to be when you'll grow up? An earthworm mommy, an earthworm!
It must've been fun but... still.. How 'bout a little earthquake? Autch!
You were so lazy that you didn't read the number. Yeah, me too, don't worry.
It looks good, and also, it's a light breakfast. Hahah.