Blah blah blah, poems are hard. The End. Oh my... Still a better plot than Twilight's HAHAHA!
That awkward and scary moment when... you're home alone and somebody is knocking at the door. AUTCH!
Now now... Don't ever do this again, kitty. Yeah sure, you'll do it again.. I know.
He's my friend, his name is George. He is a little nuts but he's my friend though.
I don't trip, really. I just... sometimes I think of doing some gravity checks and... well, there you go.
They're making a plan on how to attack our toes. Beware... it's gonna hurt!
Well.. Who said that Darth Vader doesn't enjoy a good cigarette?
Cat, it's mine. It has my name on it, can't you see that? IT'S MINE!