I didn't make it to the gym today. That's... uhm, a new personal record, 5 years in a row!
Ambuuuuuuuuushhhhhhhhhh !!! Pew pew pew, you're down!
I've made a huuuuge mistake. Take me home please!
Hey Fred, there's an unplugged cable, go fix it!
Nah, I really don't watch Soap Operas. I have Facebook, there's a new episode every 5 minutes.
This dog is living la vida loca, he's a boss!
Why do people keep saying that we look like owls? I have no idea...
The very first moment when you see yourself in this situation, you know you're in trouble.