I bet you won't understand this one. Mmmyeah... FLAT joke? haahahh.

Indeed, some charts do look like Pacman.

Oh my... this is really... huuuh?! Now that's a really big head.

I can see your ex-girlfriend behind the windows, also I can see a restraining order against her in the near future.

Okay sir, where do you want me to park this ship for you? Oh, okay, over there.

Well... literally, that's a couch potato, a true couch potato.

My neighbours listen to good music. Whether they like it or not. But, neighbours, you're welcome!

I don't have an attitude problem, I just blow everything up when someone makes me go mad.

This pig converts vegetables to bacon. All pigs do that.

Lose 3 days in one week, awesome. Alcohol does that.