This is a man's world, but also... if you want to see a man's life in only three pictures, there you go.

That's what you eat, that's what the dog wants and that's what the dog gets. Autch..

We are this close to being Friday. Arghhh, soooo clooose!

Why are you throwing candy wrappers in my fortress?

She'll still be singing, still ugly, still naked. Nothing's new.

No one cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.

Yo people, is the white one Eminem? Hahahahah.

So you want to find a guy like me... Hmmm... I AM A GUY LIKE ME!!!

The diet always starts tomorrow. But always ends today. Wow... touching? hahahahaah

I think it's true, parents can really embarass you on Facebook.