I really have no idea what am I doing... I really don't know.

Now that's a week from an employed guy. Yeah... hurts, right?

How people see Americans during the Olympics and how people see Americans any other time.

Now that's really horrible. Mmm....HAHAHAHAHH

This is a man's world, but also... if you want to see a man's life in only three pictures, there you go.

That's what you eat, that's what the dog wants and that's what the dog gets. Autch..

We are this close to being Friday. Arghhh, soooo clooose!

Why are you throwing candy wrappers in my fortress?

She'll still be singing, still ugly, still naked. Nothing's new.

No one cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.