No no, I won't feed you. Why do you have to make it gross?!

Oh! He...GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!! GO AWAY!!

I tried to kill a spider with the hairspray. He didn't die but his hair looks awesome. High-five!

Yeah, women tend to get impressed really really hard. They just won't say "Woooow" or something nice.. yeah...

Oh... today was really rough... I think I am going to take a nap... bye

REEAAAACH, CAAAAAAN'T. ARGHHHHHH! WANT TOOOO BUT JUST CAAAN'T

Heeeey, come on, stop trolling your brother! Spike, I said stop trolling your brother!

Heeeey, how are you? Uhmmmm.... We are out of toilet paper, I don't know how this happened.

Soooo... I heard you like lying... See anything familiar over here?

Now that's one smart T-shirt, wanna get a T-shirt like this one too. Haaaaa!