Statistics have shown that those with more birthdays, live longer. INCREDIBLE! I'm totally shocked!

Trust me honey, it's organic, eat it! EAT IT! Hahahaha, nope, thanks.

Okay human, now, take these money and dance for me!

I'm on a seafood diet.... I... see food and I eat it. HAA!

Now that's quite a failure... Poor kid, hahah, not so awesome adult.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything. Uh... Now that's quite an image.

Did you see what the cat did? Now that's just... disturbing. I'm shocked!

I'm weird and I enjoy it. I'm weird and I know it, tananana.

It's okay, you don't have to agree with me. I can't force you to be right. HAAAA, WINNING WITH STYLE!

Dear math, grow up! Solve your own problems, kid!