Ah, good sir, I do believe I have shat in my pantaloons.... Crap.

Enough. I'm taking control, that's it!

Oh no.... it's bikini season already? I'm laaaate!

Well, doing this is just another way of living. Not pretty good but.. hahahahah.

Of course I heard you calling me. Did you hear me ignoring you?

Oh... so you're betraing me... okay. Go with Chrome!

Just another dishwasher... umm.. the dog.

Heeeeeey Craig, whassup? Ooops, that ain't Craig.

Good chocolate chocolate. Huh. Indeed, chocolate is great!

People nowadays... they go so literally about everything. HAH!