You already saw drunk people but how about a drunk dog? Obviously... Go home dog!

Oh no, the stormtroopers are here. They already got one prisoner.

It's quite an interesting idea but... nope, thanks.

Who said that cats can't do yoga? Well, they were wrong, obviously.

One slice of pizza is never one slice of pizza. One cannot simply eat only one slice. Oh... Okay.

Apply cold water to the burn. Autch, that's gotta hurt!

Really, it's a trap. You should write, but you mustn't. How's that?!

It's really bad when auto-correct gives up, you're in deep trouble!

We're running low on time, hurry, get in. We'll explain later!

The definition of 5 minutes is very.. dangerous. I'll be home in 5 minutes is exactly the 5 minutes in I'll be ready in 5 minutes.