Mandarin in mandarin on a mandarin. Seems pretty legit.

Nooo. It's my drink, go get your own drink dude!

Oh... you are so classy. Fashion, fashion, fashion!

Indeed! Blankets.. keeping ghosts and other bad stuff away since... ever.

So.. anyone fancy for drinking some toilet water? WTF.

Yo, it's yo boy Voldemort and this is MTV Cribs. Welcome to my crib!

Well, once you start disliking someone, everything they do is just freaking annoying!

Oh... so that means that I'm lazy, I get happy for cancelled plans... Ugh.

Oh, hey, sandwich! Go make me a woman, now!

I really love U2. They're like my favorite band. Hahhaah, good one Jason!