Don't give me that look, human. Listen up, it's called furniture, that's why it has fur on it. My fur.
How about Feng Shui? I think it could work.
Right... I'm not allowed on the furniture, yep boss. That's right, I'm going to follow that rule, sure sure sure.
I guess you didn't know that this is one of the main objectives, at least in the beginning, hahah.
Nice model, armchair and toilet... hmm... I don't think it's going to get some sales ever, but nice try!
Don't have enough money to buy some planks of wood? Some leftover cardboard will do just fine.