I'm on a seafood diet.... I... see food and I eat it. HAA!

Get away from the fridge fatty, go, go!

Goodbye my diet, hello my food. Yeah, ain't that a kick in the...stomach?!

So... for all the diet freaks, here's a cake!

The diet always starts tomorrow. But always ends today. Wow... touching? hahahahaah

Lose 3 days in one week, awesome. Alcohol does that.

Okay, that huge hamburger and a diet soda please!

Remember, no mouse, no mouse, no mouse. DIET, DIET, DIET!

Yep, I know you didn't thought of this. Dieting is hard for dogs too.

Now that's what I call a great idea for diet. No one gets hurt... Well, except your feelings, hahahahahahah. WALK AWAY FATTY!