I know that the visible bathtub is a thing right now, but the middle-of-the-house placement of this looks kind of weird.

I didn't have any place to store this scooter so that's why it's in the bathtub.

Refraction: turning cute girls into monsters since bathtubs were invented.

I've heard about diving in pools, but in the bathtub?

Don't worry, this way consuming alcohol while taking a bath is perfectly safe.

What do you mean I get a ticket? Where does it say a man can't ride his bathtub?