You are interacting with the single source of truth. Behold the team leader.

I did a good job, the asphalt appears to be evenly distributed.

Competition for the workforce is fierce. Just now a couple of companies are after me.

We'll all need to readjust to our new colleagues once this pandemic is over. Until then, it's bulking time!

Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Don't judge me since I'm working way harder than you think.

You might want to check your phrasing before you end up with a 1on1 with human resources.

Yup, I dare you to give this mug to your own boss.

Me? Playing at work? What ever made you think that?