Every time you snooze on the porch some bastard ruins your mood.

The difference is... woof. Autch!

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... WAKE UP GIRRRRL!!! HAHAHAH

Uhmm..... Get up? But.. why?! I know bro, I feel the same way...

Now that's a great story pal, great story. I'd stop drinking if I were you, but who am I to judge?

I just can't find the perfect formula. At night I can't sleep, in the morning I can't wake up.

The cat is now up. You'd better have some real problems for waking me up, or you're in big trouble...

Who woke up this baby didn't knew what he was doing... come on man... let me sleep!

I've been looking for you the whole day, wake up, get up and come home immediately!