With all those phone calls one might wonder how she was able to survive without sleep or food.

Apply cold water to the burn. Autch, that's gotta hurt!

So I followed you all the way home. Now again, what is your number?

Now that's quite a problem. You're a stalker, buddy.

Seriously now, I don't stalk you... Oh, by the way, you're out of milk! Hahahah... Remember Rose from Two and a Half Men? Of course you do..

This piggeon is a secret agent, with triple-identities. Oh come on... mmm... not really.