Wow, didn't know a kid costs more than 100K these days.

No kids means way more money to buy expensive stuff to impress people you don't care about.

He's got a small PP and not afraid to show it.

And this is how you can afford to get a Porsche in your lifetime.

Don't worry, I'll be there in no time since I'm driving a Lamborghini. What could possibly slow me down?

Uber eats now has 5 minute delivery times.

Yeah, like that ever happens to anyone.