I never thought of it like this, but he does have a valid point.

Get your Call of Duty boys and go play in your corner!

Well, this is cool. Nope, this isn't cool, this is Sgt. Awesome. Hahahah.

Oh... expelli... bullshhhhhhhhhhhh.... It seems like we have a determined winner. HAH!

It affects us all... You know, the weapons prices went up. Huh.

He's a brave soldier, but soon, he'll be a wounded soldier. Now, that doesn't look good.

I think, he's the one that Rihanna's talking about with all that "man down, man down" thing. You okay, pal?

This baby is going to grow up to be Rambo jr., it's obviously. I bet his father is Rambo.

You shouldn't mess with this snail, he's a great soldier.

Umm.. excuse me sir, your pants are .. well, alright..