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There aren't even that many body parts to wash as there are cleaning products in this photo.

I don't get it. I've been following these instructions perfectly and yet my hands are still dirty. This soap thing sucks.

Someone surely wants a raise. Such passion. Such commitment to go above and beyond to satisfy the customer's cleaning needs is rarely seen.

This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.

Why should I bother to pour this liquid soap into the dispenser? I'll just stick it on the top.

A quite unhygienic advice to give to your Facebook followers.

We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.

We know you are going to steal it anyway so why not just come clean with it.