Looks like I'm on my diet today.

It's 50% off for a reason. Enjoy your bread though!

The chicken is so spicy that we need something out of this world to describe it. Yup, this will do it!

That onion is definitely dangerous. Be safe while eating this.

This is such a deal at half price. Hope their floor was clean though.

Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.

Quite a weird concept, but I must say that the Kevin tuna sandwich is pretty damn delicious. Hopefully they restock soon.

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

Oh, hey, sandwich! Go make me a woman, now!

But for your information, this was not made with love. So leave it alone, don't eat my sandwich!