Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.

I simply won't leave my name stand between me and my cooking dreams!

If you are wearing this shirt just imagine that every time your friends come across some poop, the first thing they'll look at is you.

Just remember not to park your car under any tree or wires when going on vacation. You might have a surprise once you come back.

Wishing you all the best in your bathroom activities. We are thinking about you.