Just apply that wall paint all over, ignore any irregularities in the walls, those are just for decoration.

This way the current goes round and around. Unlimited power!

Did you know every company has a magical cord that can shut down their entire operation? Me neither.

My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

We found a loophole in physics. After decades of research the solution to the world's electricity problems is finally here.

The new smell-away. If you can't get rid of the smell then get rid of your nose.

Yeah, suck that electricity right out of me.

My problems are finally over. Now I don't have to listen to your shit.