Oh, it's too hot outside? And the grass needs some attention? Good thing I am an engineer.

I believe sending our kids outside to play didn't really solve the problem.

That's because that damn dog needs to go poop outside twice per day. The cat can have its own litter box. I better exchange this dog for a cat.

Suddenly all smokers started smoking at the window, inside.

I didn't have any factory installed thermometer so this will work just fine.

Hmmm... I think they got it all wrong. That's not playing outside. Or.. it is.

It's really hot in Texas. Look, they've installed fans outside... Hmm... Don't think so hahahah.

Are you ok dude? Afraid of heights, need a doctor or something?