That bike is definitely tuned. Just looked at those rims.

Yup, we finally found the true florist who took his chance.

This looks like a plot for an action-hero movie waiting to unfold.

I could have told her to unlock the screen orientation, but needed to take a photo first.

I don't see what is the big deal with watching Transformers. I don't even want to watch them alone. Having some friends around makes it even more awkward and boring.

Never adjust the volume while watching a movie with subtitles. Ever.

Congratulations for being dumb enough to star in your own horror movie.

If you can dream it you can achieve it. Just need a can of paint for the job.

Hello? Yes, this is Sparta. How may I help you today?

Let go of my hand and just die!