Got no legs? Well that is not actually bad now, is it?

Playing Scrabble on the couch? Neah, who has time for that boring place? I'll be going to some vertical cliff and play it there.

Don't look back... I will always love you but... My heart will go on!

On second thought, this might not be such a good idea after all. Do you want men to concentrate on peeing or to enjoy the scenery and piss all over?