Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

Well that lasagna is surely heated now. If plastic could melt that cheese is totally burned.

We're selling the snowman from last year. Any bids?

When the traffic lights have melted you'll know it's too hot to be in a car.

After following a nice tutorial on the web this is what I was able to come up with.

I can melt ice just by looking at it. This proves my powers beyond any doubt. Can you melt ice cubes?

Never ever place a candle near a laptop.