Yes, this is a real thing that you can buy brand new. Why take the time to piss yourself when you can get this desired look from the start?

On the other hand you now have a correct number of people that have used this toilet.

Lesson learned: don't fall asleep on the beach with your phone on your body.

This is how I know my dog slept again during the rain this morning.

Easy with your palms, buddy. You just gave him a permanent hand tattoo.

Just Mark Twain being himself, extremely smart and epic. Great!

This is the result of a proper slap on the back.