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Facial tan

Facial tan

And where have you been rubbing your nose lately? Going clubbing with all those tanned chicks?

Toilet seat up

Toilet seat up

Oh great, you have to put it down and lose 2 seconds of your precious time. I've just got to cleanup all this stuff from the sink.

A face impression

A face impression

Remember not to hug women at a fancy party while wearing a black tuxedo.

Spray tan tears

Spray tan tears

Or at least stop crying after getting your face with 10 layers of chemicals.

Headrest plant

Headrest plant

How do you know this car has excellent brakes? You find a full makeup set on the back of the headrest.

Time to look good

Time to look good

Just hold that mirror a little bit more. I want to look my best when I touch the ground.

Spray tan fail

Spray tan fail

Also, make sure your eyes don't water for any minor emotional event.

Makeup overkill

Makeup overkill

There are a few small traces of a face lying there somewhere. You just need to look really close to see them.

A smile will not help you

A smile will not help you

A smile is all you need. Except in certain circumstances.