Ever ran across people who don't seam to ever shut up? Just forward them this message.

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

I'm not sure how come I managed to read and understand Russian all of a sudden.

Under no circumstances are we allowed to speak in sign language or anything else you don't understand.

This proves once and for all that the English language is a real killer. Eat and drink as much as you want.

My favourite language is Sarcasm. Also, maybe I didn't tell you but I speak fluent sarcasm!

Oh no... my owner said meow, he knows our language. ARGHH, trapped, trapped!

I ate some pie. And it was delicious. Well... Math can be a language too.

For the really bored people, try this. It will make you gangsta, soooo hardcore, HAHAHAH.

Well, I love speaking foreign languages. Though, I speak fluent sarcasm, it's really one of my favourite languages and I'm pretty good at it.