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One knife stroke

One knife stroke

One stroke on the apples, right? Right?

I promise to use the tip only

I promise to use the tip only

This Halloween we'll be stabbin'. But relax, it's just the tip.

The Caesar salad

The Caesar salad

Ordered a Caesar salad as takeaway. Got exactly this. Not even mad.

Stabbing apology

Stabbing apology

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

Dog hostage

Dog hostage

I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!

Hard onyon

Hard onyon

This big boy right here made my cry a river and to add insult to injury it also broke my favorite knife.

Eating like a boss

Eating like a boss

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

Nutella

Nutella

A knife, before and after Nutella. You can't stop eating Nutella, trust me. You can see it in the picture.

I like cut sandwiches

I like cut sandwiches

So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

Eating coffee with a knife and fork

Eating coffee with a knife and fork

Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.