Chuck Norris must have tied his shoe laces while resting on this door. Who knows where this car may have been blown to if Chuck decided to roundhouse kick it.

That's a great kick, ninja monkey strikes! Hooray for the ninja monkey, too bad for that man...

When two are arguing, the 3rd person wins! Or at least that's what I can see here.

Now that's one great wall. They're not chinese players but that's the Chinese Wall for sure.

You can't mess with me kid, you can never do that!

The first lesson we are going to learn is what to kick during a football match.

You won't be able to get out until you master the skill of wall kicking.

Just look at what Chuck Norris did to my car!

Beware of farting horses. You wouldn't want to smell that!