He had to wait for quite some time, but eventually he got the job!

A hand job is better than nothing. And we have those rugged gloves that will make it even more interesting.

Just take one of these notices an you will start feeling better after only two weeks! You might go bankrupt later, but who cates about the future?

Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Just make sure you absolutely dominate the language. And you will be hired!

I know it's hard, but stop crying before returning to work. Hands are not important, you can was these later.

I wanted to grow up and have a job at Google, but I wasn't expecting that they have people moving the Google maps pins around!

Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.

Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.