Oh,you modified an old gangster car and fitted a 500hp engine? That sounds extremely safe and we'll let you drive it as long as you like. Just don't bring any of that fancy last generation sports car. Those weird engineers have no idea what's going on so it could be extremely dangerous on the streets.

Of course officer, it's safe and legal to do that kind of stuff. Please, proceed!

Why should Photoshop be legal for models and steroids illegal for athletes? They are practically the same thing.

Promoting illegal downloading in the store.

The new mobile ATM goes wherever you go so you'll always be close to your money.

These are the top reasons I don't feel bad for downloading music illegally.