Just make sure you touch this glass!
A real hipster doesn't use lighters. And doesn't use matches. A real hipster uses the power of the sun. Good luck smoking at night.
You think anybody will notice? This glass is as good as new now.
Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!
Keep your drinks safe from our cat.
Whenever you are naughty you will have to take a sit in my special chair.
What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?
I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.
Why should I pay for those expensive and ridiculous Google Glass glasses when I have all I need here?
Do not tape anything to this glass please.