Old clock broke. Apparently it was way cheaper to buy a new one and duct tape it to the other.

These people are rookies. Everyone knows you're supposed to use duct tape.

You had a pothole so we came in and fixed it. Any questions?

The old links were rusting away anyway so the zip-tie will surely last much longer.

What do you do when your shoe decides to split? Duct tape to the rescue!

So I bought all these books to help me teach myself how to fix the furniture.

Every time my cat sees me trying to work, she jumps right on my keyboard.

Don't worry, this is heavy duty duct tape. It will hold this building for years to come.

We either change the part, weld it together or go with our 3rd, cheapest option. What will it be, sir?

You think anybody will notice? This glass is as good as new now.