At least they have clear signs. I can't find my way in other cities when I need a fix.

Has somebody ever considered that buying 16 apples and throwing away 4 isn't a valid day-to-day problem?

The conservatives are sure to be against any gay marijuana coming along.

I really am not a drug addict. I just smell it from time to time... about twice per day.

Please sign me in to these drug tests. I am up for it anytime.

Extreme situations call for extreme smoking. Break glass in case such an emergency occurs.

We must honour Charlie Sheen's career with the traditional sniff.

You know you are like a drug. You just ruin me every day.

Our customers are stoners.

The cure for gayness and the craving for misbehaving.