My son thinks he is so smart with these Christmas gifts he so meticulously labels.

Imagine being a smart ass dad and receiving this as the reply.

Apparently the new step mom has entered the vehicle.

Dad is a very brave man, but every hero has a weakness.

The logic is strong with my other son. He will definitely become an engineer.

Looks like we found our correct answer.

Nobody seems to appreciate my work except my own parents, so this goes out to them.

Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.

Daddy needs some milk too, you know.

Imagine the look on both their faces when they realized what's going on.