This keyboard is starting to get out of control.

This conversation started great, but ended terrible.

Oh, it's too hot outside? And the grass needs some attention? Good thing I am an engineer.

Once again it seems that she has lost her control.

Just imagine that somewhere there is a town called Fartkontrol. Now imagine you live there and you need to give someone your address. Over the phone.

Another guy took it literally. Cruise control. Hi Tom Cruise!

Enough. I'm taking control, that's it!

That's quite... worrying. It seems that he took control, we got to take control back, haha.

Some people need a shock collar... and I need the control. Come on man, let's help them... they need that shock collar!

I'm so ugly that there is no possible way I might get pregnant any time soon.