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Back in 30

Back in 30

We need to go some place and have some sexy time, but we will get back in 30 minutes from… whenever you read this message. If we’re not there, read the message on the door again.

Hire tall staff

Hire tall staff

I want my taco so I don't care about your short staff!

Closed patio

Closed patio

The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.

Always open

Always open

We are always open, rest assured. Just not now.

Sidewalk closed

Sidewalk closed

Looks like I have no way of getting home tonight. The wife will surely understand this. Better take a photo of the problem too.

Anal closed

Anal closed

Good thing it was closed. Just imagine it being open.

We be close

We be close

I hope we be go to English classes and that's why we be close.

We're closed

We're closed

I wonder what could be the reason for closing Dunkin Donuts this early today,

Open 24/7

Open 24/7

We are open all day long, all week long. Just note that we close between 2am and 5am on the weekends. But except for that we are a non stop establishment.

Pub based reasons

Pub based reasons

We are closed because I need my drink. So bare with me.