I'm sure they're properly secured but imagine waking up by falling a few feet then getting pulled by the safety rope.

So the problem was that the original flight of stairs was too steep?

Got no legs? Well that is not actually bad now, is it?

Also known in everyday life as fresh paint.

Ok, now get up and get me some food brother, hurry up!

I am doing this all the time, it isn't a big deal or a new thing for me.