Ma'am, this is for your own good, you need to take these off, right now.

Wanted to go for an early morning run, but my wife's bras have taken over.

I followed your instructions so be happy with it!

We need to get all our girlfriends this type of bra. Step 1: get a girlfriend.

Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.

Hey guys, let's shave Billy's chest and get him a new bra.

Have you ever played this game on hard mode? It's quite challenging.

Why would any guy use a bra for?

Almost a topless dog. But not quite.

Mmmm... you got womanizer wrong. Womanizer - you're doing it wrong!!!