Get your instant energy right now with the new Duracell energy drink.

Don't have the proper batteries for this remote? No problem, just hand me that tin foil and take notes.

It can be extremely cheap to repair your controller's battery contacts. As in less than a dollar.

Looking for increasing the iPhone's battery life? Here's a thought. GO OUTSIDE!

Don't worry about it, I got plenty of time. It's at 100%.

Yeah, of course this will work. Electricity flows directly through tobacco.

Hi! My name is Terry and I'm a battery. Hiiiiii Teeeeerrrrrrrry!

Attention! Battery low! Well.... Duracell discharged, too late. Now that's one cool ad.

This cat is on low battery, attention! LOW BATTERY! LOW BATTERY!

On second thought it might be a good idea to post that message all the time.