Yeah, just by looking at this valve’s placement I think I am going to pass on blowing this little guy.

They don't sale balloons with the number 40 on them so this will do! Happy Birthday!

Tying some balloons to our cat hoping she'll run around scared and lose some weight didn't go as expected.

It may be just a funny remark. Or it may have been placed on the card after somebody actually robbed him.

Well, you did not say it was about you so just let me have some privacy with your balloon.

Suddenly, Ralphie realized that the balloon wasn't going to come back. Autch! Hahah.

No worries, the giant frog will protect me.