I think this toilet is one of the most depressing places I’ve ever been in.

I assume there's an engineer living in this house.

You better not flush down all your hopes and dreams down this toilet.

Somehow I don't believe that will simply flush. But that's just me.

On the other hand you now have a correct number of people that have used this toilet.

This is the list of what you mustn't flush in this toilet.

So what am I supposed to do with my sh*t?

Don't mess with Little Bill or you will regret it.